Note the tell-tale signs of the progressive disease: An ill fitting helmet.. the desire to be safe, but not recognizing how totally foolish it looks. The black leather jacket: Wants to look like a hell-raiser, but how tuff can you be when you wear Mardi-Gras beads with it?? The over supply of home furnishings: 5 Buckle Boots, a loaf of bread, golf clubs......now really!!!